you and me had a better time then most can dream of

my eurotrip!
we first started our trip in brussels. it was so pretty there. we drank
amazing belguim beer and ate yummy belguim chocolate and the best chocolate
covered belguim waffles ever! then we headed up to amsterdam. fiona, that city
is by far the most amazing city on the entire planet. i spent the entire 2
days we were there stoned as fuck. is was fabuloso. we checked in and went
straight to this coffeeshop that the guy at the front desk at the hostel told
me about. the shop was unbelievable. it was all dark and decorated like
tibetan or somethin. i bought a gram of this stuff called silver shiva, it was
only 6 euros. and from then on, i was stoned the entire time. and thats
exactly how i wanted to do it too- smoke my way thru amsterdam. we went
to the van gogh museum, the red lite district, a contmeporay art museum, hmm, i
forgot what else. oh, courtney, dragged me thru anne franks house, it was
retarded. but i was stoned
so it didnt matter, i just read this brochure in french the entire time, not
paying attention to the little tour. that nite we went out with this guy from
amsterdam, hes a family friend of courtney. we had drinks at the hard rock
cafe, smoked right along the street on our way to dinner. ate the best dinner
ever (of course) and then went to a sports bar and smoked more. im learnin how
to roll joints now, i think im gettin pretty good. the next mornin, it was
time to bounce. we bought shrooms in a smart shop (weed bars are coffeeshops
and mushroom bars are called smartshops) and shroomed on the train to berlin.
it was the best trip ever! courtney started wiggin out, so i had to take care
of her for a bit, but other that, julie and i had the best time ever. we got
to berlin and it was freezin and rainy, uck.

in berlin, we went on a private tour with this guy from philly.
he took us all over and showed us all the landmarks. he was so fucking smart,
he taught us so much stuff about the ww2 days, and hitler, and the soviets, and
the cold war. that night we were supposed to go see the blue man group, but we
got too drunk at dinner and got there too late. so we went to a bar and had
some wine and then went to a club and danced til 415 in the mornin. the next
day we shopped around, went to a picasso museum and then saw the blue man
group. they were pretty cool, amazing musicians. and then we hopped on a
train at 1030 at nite and headed to munich...for oktoberfest fest!

munich was the highlite of the trip. we roled into town at 7 am. we were so
fucking beat. we made it to the beer fest by 11 cuz our german friend maw from
school told us if we get there any later theyll close the tents if there are
too many people. we went tot he tent that he suggested, he said it was the
best and the biggest. when we got there, the doors were already closed. and
then we waited for 4 fucking hours and the doors still hadnt opened! ok, this
is when our little miracle started happening. i started talkin to this turkish
guy named serge. we were just talkin abou how long we had been waiting. all
of a sudden these retard guys to our right busted the dorrs open which caused
the guards to come out and stand in front of the doors. one of the guards just
happened to be turkish like serge. so serge talked him into letting us go in.
the guard said he would let only 5 go in so serge grabbed me and i grabbed my 2
girlfriends and we squeezed thru the mob of ppl and thruthe doors. it was rad.
and then come to found out, those front doors are never opened! the only ppl
who were allowed in were the locals, germans who had made reservations months
in advanced, and then the lucky ones who snuck thru the side when the guards
werent payin attnetion.

so there we were, in this huge beer hall that housed 10,000 ppl. it was
madness. drunk germans everywhere, yelling and dancing and singgin to funny
german folk songs. we just drank and dranck all afternoon with all these fun
germans. it was unlike anything ive ever seen in my life!

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